The White Cat
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Assassin's Creed, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia, NSFW, art tutorials, and my own art. Enjoy and stay classy, my kittens! (=^･ω･^)
This had nothing to do with smoking weed or getting high. This is about our earth. This is about our future. This is about the future of our race as humans.
I am all for hemp. Hemp is the cure for so many things wrong in this world. Hemp can make such a difference!
kitsunebaba, look what appeared on my dash :D
IT USES 5 TIMES LESS WATER THAN COTTON
AND PRODUCES LIKE 10 TIMES MORE
AND IT HAS TWO SEASONS IN ONE YEAR AND IT IS STRONGER
WHEN YOU MAKE IT INTO PAPER IT DOESN’T YELLOW
YOU CAN MAKE FREAKING CONCRETE OUT OF IT THAT GETS HARDER OVER TIME AND BREATHES SO IT DOESN’T CRACK
THE OIL IS SUPER GOOD FOR YOU
IT WAS THE ORIGINAL FUEL FOR CARS
YOU CANNOT GET HIGH FROM IT!!!!
THEY USED TO MAKE SAILS OUT OF IT
YOU CAN USE 80% OF IT FOR PAPER RATHER THEN 20-30% FOR TREES
IT WAS ONLY BOYCOTTED BECAUSE THE COTTON INDUSTRY WAS GOING DOWNHILL
I used to be so confused by the difference between marijuana and hemp because they’re both cannabis. Apparently, they are different species of the same plant genus, but hemp is bred for its industrial use and is grown in tall stalks to produce more fiber. Hemp has so little THC that you would have to smoke at least ten hemp cigarettes in a row to feel anything, and hemp also contains CBD which blocks the effects of THC. Marijuana is bred for its high THC content, obviously, and is allowed to grow bushy to produce more leaves and flowers.
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Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.
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i can’t sleep so i doodled a thing
based off catbug
idk i’m sorry if this joke was made before i just doodled this quickly uou
hslio;gdjrgdfklsabho;gsol
LITTLE SKRILLEXBUG WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO TINY
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Hetalia fandom, hello! Today, France is gonna introduce himself!
- France: Oh bonj-
- fanfictioners: Cher. Je t'aime. Bonjour amoureux. Mon petite. Honhonhon.
- France: Quoi?-
- rpers: Honhonhon *blows kisses at the world* ma petit lapin, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Paris et le Tour Eiffel et la baguette. Also, WINE.
- France: Mais-
- cosplayers: Hello people! I am Fr-
- Some others cosplayers: AHH DON'T APPROACH ME! QUICK! EVERYONE RUN! HE IS GONNA STEAL IGGY, SAVE HIM AMERICA, BECAUSE HE-
- France: NON MAIS PUTAIN, BANDE DE DÉGÉNÉRÉS, VOUS ALLEZ ARRÊTER, OUI OU MERDE?! DEPUIS QUAND JE N'AI QUE LES MOTS "BAGUETTE, GRENOUILLE, PARIS, LAPIN" ET TOUTES CES CONNERIES DANS LA BOUCHE?! NON MAIS ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE SOIGNER, BORDEL DE MERDE. Non mais c'est vrai quoi, mince. Et on dit "MON CHER" ou "MA CHÈRE". "CHER" = NON. Voilà... Non mais mince a la fin.
- Anon: wtf's wrong w/ ur broken french? lol, u suk, oh and... don't touch iggy, he is america's.
- France: Are you fucking kidding me.
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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WELP.
Stop what you are doing.
Read those.
Right now.
I’ll wait.
If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:
This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”
This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”
The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.
They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.
Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.
A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.
YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.
MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.
I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.
This shit is important.
Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.
Reblog this.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
ITS BACK!
Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.
Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE
MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME
WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON
THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST
I’M GONNA FUCKING
I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN
You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
Man goes to a strange city and does a lot of drugs
Man’s girlfriend dies, and a bunch of strangers break him out of jail and order him around for a week.
man goes to sleep and dreams about stabbing people in fancy clothes
girl goes to a school full of birds, especially pigeons, and has to make love to them. either u die or hang out and coo with dem
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